That wouldn’t happen with the Keystone Beer specially lined can.
I remember when Colin was kinda hot.
“Move out of my way or I shoot Mr Pinkie!!!!”
His penis finally realized that the only way out was death.
About to pull a “Plaxico”
Is that Christopher Meloni in a Jared Leto wig?
“Giddy-up or I shoot at my nuts!”
After he remembered that he had sex with both Lindsay and Paris
“Ugh! Yup, definitely sat on my balls.”
I mean sure, the prince charming of my dreams rides a white stallion. Why not? Less herpes though.
Farrell was going on and on about how handsome he is, then realized in order to flog a dead horse, you have to shoot it first.
Looks more like a shot from “Corky Goes West”
Does Matthew Broderick know about this?
The hair’s not too bad. On the horse.
Public Service Announcement:
“Don’t believe her when she says Valtrex is a CURE.”
Wow, This movie has Lame W network written all over it.
Looks like he just shot himself in the dick.
What the?!? You mean they’ve replaced Jeff Daniels in the Dumb and Dumber sequel?
“$10 million Matthew, or I kill your wife!”
You know you are an asshole when the only way a horse will put up with you is if you hold him at gunpoint.
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