1. joe

    The mask is for girl cooties.

  2. EricLr

    Mommmmm, I’m old enough to pee by myself!

  3. George P Burdell

    MILF = Mask I’d like to fondle

  4. So Joe Jonas is banging Shannen Doherty now?

  5. “No… not The Back Street Boys… or Hanson… just drop your pants, give me the five bucks and let’s get this over with…”

  6. diego

    Quick, honey, it’s the paparazzi… Let’s show ‘em our Boner Boy reenactment!

  7. “What? He’s not that guy from ‘Entourage’? Does that mean I won’t need the surgical masks during sex?”

  8. Kinda gives growing a beard new meaning doesn’t it

  9. cc

    Being rich and famous means nothing to termites.

  10. If your boob touches me I will kill you

  11. will

    Monica Lewinsky is looking better these days.

  12. LadyMoustache

    I’m just so glad he’s dating.

  13. lori

    Nice hat, db.

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