The mask is for girl cooties.
Mommmmm, I’m old enough to pee by myself!
MILF = Mask I’d like to fondle
So Joe Jonas is banging Shannen Doherty now?
“No… not The Back Street Boys… or Hanson… just drop your pants, give me the five bucks and let’s get this over with…”
Quick, honey, it’s the paparazzi… Let’s show ‘em our Boner Boy reenactment!
“What? He’s not that guy from ‘Entourage’? Does that mean I won’t need the surgical masks during sex?”
Kinda gives growing a beard new meaning doesn’t it
Being rich and famous means nothing to termites.
If your boob touches me I will kill you
Monica Lewinsky is looking better these days.
I’m just so glad he’s dating.
Nice hat, db.
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Joe Jonas in Los Angeles. (November 28, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News