the last time I wore shorts like that, I got beat up

How is this “Man” a celebrity?

Dude, there’s simple-living and then there’s the “I’ll blow you for a pack of smokes” look….

A few more bad movies, and he’ll be delivering food for a living!

He’s not aging well. Looks like Beouf jerky.

I would love to see what the world is like from his perspective, but I’m not sure I can stick my head that far up my ass.

*shakes cup at a pedestrian*
“Spare an embarrassing acting role that’ll earn me an obscene amount of money?”

Cut-off jean shorts and a Prius?! The man just exudes sexy.

jacket over hoodie over tshirt…douche level: LaBeouf

didn’t he used to be young like two years ago?

Shia LaBeouf on the set of Dallas Buyers Club

Check your manhood.

A bicycle cop in San Francisco must have given him those shorts.

Hoodie, jacket, hat, hot coffee, and shorts… I thought it was cold, but it must just be douche outside.

Look, there’s Jonah Hill! Watch! As soon as he downs that triple mocha caramel frappucino, he’ll balloon to 320 labs!

Put it this way, he could still have the Three Tenors look from early this year. After “Lawless”, I’m not writing him off yet. That was a pretty good film for what it was. And :SPOILER ALERT: Jessica Chastain shows her tits!

lock the doors & don’t look it in the eye when it offers to wash the windshield!

I don’t even care that this looks like garbage…isn’t his top half going to be way too hot while his legs get cold?

99 problems …

What’s the opposite of cankles?

Skinny man-thighs is gross cut off shorts should be a punishable crime.

“Hello! My name is BatShit Crazy!”

Stop trying so hard to be cool. I’m sorry to say that it’s just not going to happen for you in this lifetime.