Contender for biggest side boob of the year.

Those things don’t even vaguely resemble natural boob shape.

She fills them up with a garden hose before big nights out.

Jamming Peter Dinklage under her skin would give a more natural looking breast than that thing.

After careful examination, there isn’t one thing natural, or good looking about this woman.

“Her breasts are smoking, and they’re in flames now; and Ellie is crashing to the ground, not quite to the tarmac. Oh, the humanity! And all the fans screaming around here…
I can’t talk, ladies and gentlemen. Honest: she’s just laying there, a mass of smoking wreckage…”

Speaking of which, have any of you seen the new synthetic Canadian bank notes?