Ellie Kelaart at the 26th Annual ARIA Awards in Sydney, Australia. (November 29, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News
Contender for biggest side boob of the year.
It’s really quite special.
Those things don’t even vaguely resemble natural boob shape.
She fills them up with a garden hose before big nights out.
Jamming Peter Dinklage under her skin would give a more natural looking breast than that thing.
After careful examination, there isn’t one thing natural, or good looking about this woman.
“Her breasts are smoking, and they’re in flames now; and Ellie is crashing to the ground, not quite to the tarmac. Oh, the humanity! And all the fans screaming around here…
I can’t talk, ladies and gentlemen. Honest: she’s just laying there, a mass of smoking wreckage…”
Speaking of which, have any of you seen the new synthetic Canadian bank notes?
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