superficial

  1. Cock Dr

    Contender for biggest side boob of the year.

  2. GLT

    Those things don’t even vaguely resemble natural boob shape.

  3. She fills them up with a garden hose before big nights out.

  4. Jamming Peter Dinklage under her skin would give a more natural looking breast than that thing.

  5. Bigalkie

    After careful examination, there isn’t one thing natural, or good looking about this woman.

  6. “Her breasts are smoking, and they’re in flames now; and Ellie is crashing to the ground, not quite to the tarmac. Oh, the humanity! And all the fans screaming around here…
    I can’t talk, ladies and gentlemen. Honest: she’s just laying there, a mass of smoking wreckage…”

  7. cc

    Speaking of which, have any of you seen the new synthetic Canadian bank notes?

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