Contender for biggest side boob of the year.
It’s really quite special.
Those things don’t even vaguely resemble natural boob shape.
She fills them up with a garden hose before big nights out.
Jamming Peter Dinklage under her skin would give a more natural looking breast than that thing.
After careful examination, there isn’t one thing natural, or good looking about this woman.
“Her breasts are smoking, and they’re in flames now; and Ellie is crashing to the ground, not quite to the tarmac. Oh, the humanity! And all the fans screaming around here…
I can’t talk, ladies and gentlemen. Honest: she’s just laying there, a mass of smoking wreckage…”
Speaking of which, have any of you seen the new synthetic Canadian bank notes?
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Ellie Kelaart at the 26th Annual ARIA Awards in Sydney, Australia. (November 29, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News