Dennis Quaid and Gerard Butler at the special Children's Hospital Los Angeles' Benefit screening of Playing For Keeps in Hollywood. (November 28, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News
“I’m just going to keep smiling kids. Don’t make eye contact and DO NOT go with this man to the bathroom. Stick with me and we might get out of this alive.”
Look, Mr. Butler, we’re very glad you banged all those women. But the chemo really makes us weak, so can we sit down now?
Jesus, Gerry, this is a kid’s hospital, not a rehab center. No cavity searches.
Can “Gerard Butler enthusiastically tells a story to someone who is only expressing mild polite interest” become a regular feature on this site?
Depends…how are we doing with the widely anticipated scotch shortage.
Who’s on the other side of this glory hole!?
Some photos you just don’t want to comment on. Best of luck to the kids.
“Dude, I am so fucking high!”
“(smiles) Fuck you, I’m an alcoholic”
Looks like some sort of community outreach program. Are the kids doing community service?
Gerard: “So I had her pinned on the wall, like this. Her legs on my shoulders. And I was railing her ass like his: Ughhh! Ughhh! Now who wants ice cream?”
Kids: “No thanks.”
Dennis: “Ooh. Me. I want ice cream!”
Something about this picture is making me incredibly uncomfortable.
Not pictured: Elmo
There! I’ve written out MY name on this wall, now tell me your names, and I’ll do them too!
“When the police came to my room , I escaped by swinging to the lower balcony. The Bellboy I held hostage didn’t press charges, and they restocked my minibar!…What the hell am I doing here?”
No, seriously. I just tied her hands above her head like this and fucked the cancer out of her. So… how old are you wee lass?
The kid in the do rag doesn’t have cancer he just wants to be Johnny Depp.
Strange place for a Gloryhole.
Clearly the Jerry Sandusky joke was a hit with Dennis Quaid…
It’s a cancer ward. Obviously Dennis Quaid has a huge tumor shaped like Gerard Butler. Very sad.
For all the good they’re doing with the benefit, the they’re doing far more damage by teaching the kids how to dress like douches.
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