That thing looks glued on…
But the sales clerk told him the Freddie Mercury mustache would make him look mas macho…
No, it has buttons just like any other shirt.
He looks like a Mexican 7th grader.
It’s ironic that he has a mustache that looks stupid, but also ironic that it’s the only ironic thing about him. Hipsters everywhere just had their heads explode.
Apparently child molestation doesn’t count or he would never be at something called “Virgin Unite”
With that mustache there, it’s like I completely forgot that he’ll be forever type cast as a short complainer that walks fast.
OK, I’m aware of men’s health. Now shave that thing.
Gary Oldman’s looking quite youthful these days.
70’s porno mustache.
Turn those stache tips south and you’ve got a ‘Mini-Spurlok’.
Seriously dude, not the week to be walking around looking like a child molester.
“Mustache rides…$1, but I’m out of singles so let me go to the bank”
It must suck being a grown man with such a baby face, but adding bad facial hair turns it into a joke
…and then that was the end for Movember
Not pleased with all this pedo coverage on Sandusky,it looks like he stepped up his pedo game.
Kevin Kline has discovered the fountain of youth.
“The name is Bag, Douche Bag.”
Dude, too soon. Too soon..
A young Michael Cain.
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