1. I would let her squirt on me.

  2. Cock Dr

    Looks like good wholesome family entertainment.

  3. dontkillthemessenger

    This is some of the creepiest shit I’ve seen since the Chaz Bono-Richard Simmons pic.

  4. it had to be said

    She’s working with the NYPD to clear Occupy out of the park! It’s a trap!

  5. This is why front row seats suck.

  6. The worst part is that she’s firing all the Russell’s seamen over the crowd, this is the stuff she swallowed and vomited back into the vat before firing it out over the crowd.
    “Hmmm, this concert is a tad salty”

  7. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    They’re making the Gingerbread Man uncomfortable and that makes me uncomfortable.

  8. NYPD is coming up with newer and more creative ways to deliver pepper spray to the Occupy protesters.

  9. Venom

    This would be so much better if it was firing all over her naked boobs.

  10. MrsWrong

    It’s like a porn flip book. 1)I’m Cumming 2)Cum on my face #) I need a towel

  11. farting old man's wife

    She does look pregnant from that side view! Not impressed with the cum cannon though!

  12. The Brown Streak

    Must be a Kardashian nearby.

  13. Pippy Longcockings

    Wow that’s subtle…

  14. Ruth

    Oh society.

    Funny how we have Sandusky on one hand and then women dressed up as girls with a cum cannon on the other.

  15. tlmck

    I’ll take the girl in the blue dress.

  16. Oh, Christ, for a second I thought I was having a 60s acid flashback.

  17. Swearin

    This is the recurring dream Martha Stewart gets every December now

  18. JC

    I give her credit for putting so much effort into distracting people from her awful “music.”

  19. cc

    All her tween fans go home after the concert

    “Hey, mom, dad, we got bukkaked at the concert! What does that mean?”

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