Thank you for reading my book which I wrote and stuff.
Khloe with a K
Thnx 4 reeding my book witch I writed and stuff.
Man, that was awesome. Thanks to you both!
I’m just gonna trace my hand and draw a turkey, okay? Mmmmm, turkey.
Hey, I do everything threes at a time. Eat samwiches, be sisters, sign book things….everything.
I could say all variety of terrible things about the beast, but she is easily the most tolerable of those kunts.
You have quite a tolerance for kuntery, McBeef. I’m just hearing gurgling sounds when I look at this. Let’s see, how would I type that…gggggggrrrrrrr ggggrrr… that’s not it…eh, fuck it.
Strange, that’s what I heard when I was looking at those Sasha Gray pics from yesterday.
sign in so I can e-mail you
urrrggglll, eeccchhhhh, ooooorrkkkk, whaaaaak, wwaaaaakkk….bluuuuurrrrrck (YOU’RE WELCOME)
Oh my god. Perfection.
Wait, that’s not Rosie O’Donnell?
I thought the same thing. She needs a thought bubble where she wants to give Seussical The Musical another try.
The Superficial presents: Messin’ with the Sasquatch.
Oh. My. God. I love this!
She likes Jack Links dark jerky.
“Mr. Dinklage you can stand on all three, but you’re still not going to be able to do me doggy.”
“Mom, why am I signing your books again?”
“Because I’m a lazy money grubbing whore.”
“That’s right Mom, sorry.”
Dollhouse? You sure that’s not Tollhouse, as in delicious cookies eaten by the truckload?
Plain or peanut, Khloe?
“Neither, I want the Pretzel ones.”
Clicked the thumnail thinking it was Miley Cyrus
Seriously, who buys books written by retards like her and Snooki?
Their average demographic have IQs of 85.
Jesus, it’s skyrocketing!
Their demographic or their abnormally low IQs? LOL
I didn’t realize they made a Trans-gender Barbie
“Really!?! You found the Sasquatch?! In a Bookstore?! OK, So I’ll make this one special — To Matt, the guy that found Sasquatch in a bookstore. Luv Khloe.”
“Dollhouse”? Is that how regular-sized houses look to her?
A Wookie says what?
“Me write book! Me write name in book now! Me not Kim! Who am me? Oh yeah! Me Khloe with e! Me write in book now! K….me run out of room. Me get other book! K…me run out of room again! Why me no able to write name? Me try write in other book! K…me run out of room again! Me getting mad now! Why me write in small book? Me need big book to write in!”
They’re not sandwiches, they’re books.
One at a time, Khloe, one at a time…
Miley Cyrus in less than 10 years.
you mean months.
“I call it the Triple-McKhloe”
I’m so conflicted… I should hate her because she’s a Kardashian, but she hates her sister, which is good, right?
Dollhouse? So someone crammed the entire Dushku family in one dress and sent them out to publicize a defunct show? I wonder why.
Wait, how do you spell “x” again?
“Ewww! That guy on the third row is eating a salad! Gross!”
“Me dumb as ox. Me look like ox too.”
“What do you mean I can’t highlight a book with a black highlighter?”
I heard nobody showed up for their book signing.. Ha Ha Ha, just what they deserved. So sick of them, they must be addicted to attention and nobody showed up, I find that hilarious.
This book is already bombing WORSE than KJ’s fluffy grab for money.
I just can’t fathom what marketing genius (KJ?) came up with the idea that people who love to read also watch their show. Or to reverse it, that people who are glued to the screen wondering what the Kardashians are going to do next actually read.
I’m stunned at the level of delusion going on there…
the human version of Fiona from Shrek…but the shrek version
Hey, who slipped a copy of Dostoevsky’s ‘The Idiot’ in here?
Didn’t know that Sasquach new how to write?
“You assholes promised me cream puffs!”
heyyy! shouldn’t Eliza Dushku & Joss Whedon be pissed at that title? the nerve…
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Khloe Kardashian signing copies of "Dollhouse" in New York City. (November 16, 2011)