1. I just realized there IS somebody I care less about than a Kardashian.

  2. Cock Dr

    I don’t ever need to see “Snookie’s” shoes. Cut her off right at the knees….or much much higher.

  3. Bonky

    If it weren’t for all her STD’s and having to listen to her talk, I wouldnt mind banging that thang.

  4. it had to be said

    Well played, Snooki. I didn’t even thing to comment on what a shitty little ewok you are when I saw those disastrous shoes.

  5. Euroman

    You know…there used to be a time when clown put some effort in their make up to create sad or happy faces; wore this outrageously over-sized shoes and cloths with the sole purpose of making people happy.

    Now we get this idiot instead; times sure have changed.

  6. Nice to see Snooki in Hollywood, since most of Hollywood has been in her.

  7. This is why Al Qaeda hates us.

  8. Sheppy

    How does she keep escaping from NJ? Just terrible security.

  9. Biff

    I thought she lost some weight. Guess she fell off the wagon.

  10. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    Classy. Understated. Doric I’d say.

  11. Venom

    And it would not be a day of no talents if we did not have Snooki show up.

    • MrsWrong

      %3…And I’d just like to say that I recognized the lack of substance in your comment so quickly my browser told me to slow down….

      • Venom

        You really need to get a life, because yours is fucking sad and pathetic. The fact that you think people give two shits about your opinion especially on here lends to the fact that you are probably a powerless loser in real life.

      • TomFrank

        What happened to those classic Venom “I don’t care what people on the Internet think about me” posts? You know, the ones that went on for two or three paragraphs about how it wasn’t worth your time or trouble to respond?

      • Hey MrsWrong, who died and made you the scorekeeper? I, personally, don’t recognize your expertise or your level of good judgment that qualifies you to make such discernments.

        Nothing personal. I still have the hots for you.

  12. MrsWrong

    Those boots could stop traffic. But only if you were using the wearer as a speed bump

  13. The Brown Streak

    Confused, Snooki had her tennis shoes made entirely out of tennis balls.

  14. tlmck

    Smurf lawyers are gonna sue her for damaging their brand.

  15. cc

    Remember those dreadful Bratz dolls? She’s the prototype for the one called ‘Fat Slut’.

  16. arnieblackblack

    Bad shoes. Good tits. I’d hit it in heartbeat.

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