superficial

  1. “Ma’am, can you put the red carpet back on the floor please?”

  2. That would look sexy on somebody else.

  3. Am I the only one who is thinking,” she’s not wearing underpants.”

  4. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    That’s not daring. Daring is sitting on a cinema seat dressed like that.

  5. Venom

    “Yeah JLo, I am looking at you bitch, I one upped you on the skanky dress. Eat shit. “

    • MrsWrong

      NO%…Nope, unh-Uh. The green dress was not only EPIC, but shorter than this, more titties, and needed it’s own liner

  6. The Brown Streak

    She thought she was in line for a private screening of Twilight Breaking Dawn but instead, she didn’t realize that she was actually the only person in line to see Jack and Jill.

  7. FussyHussy

    For a second I thought this was a drastically skinny Aubrey O’Day

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