superficial

  1. “David, are you smiling? KNOCK IT OFF.”

  2. dontkillthemessenger

    P.I.M.P.

  3. it had to be said

    Smile and the world smiles with you.

  4. DeucePickle

    Now to melt those cameras, Laser Beam Eyes, engage !

  5. Minky Wail

    Because despite needing tinted goggles to combat the blinding sun, those frigid Autumn days in Socal would be insufferable without a fur coat.

  6. Falcor flies commercial?

  7. She’s like a ray of sunshine in an otherwise overcast day.

  8. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    Posh chill values as low as zero

  9. Venom

    Seriously, what is this bitch’s problem?
    She was born filthy rich, got even richer, has a famous good looking husband and kids, smile asshole, your life is great.

  10. MrsWrong

    “So the question is…was the papparazzi sent to picture ME eating?…..
    Or to picture me not eating?….
    YYYEEEEAAAAAOOOOWWWW

  11. farting old man's wife

    Maybe she is frowning because she is wearing dead animal fur! BITCH!!

  12. The Brown Streak

    Secret Agent Super Spice

  13. PeggyGuggenheim

    She’s pissed off about the limited time offer of the McRib. They’re just like us!

  14. Johnny P!

    “Now do you you recognize me? No? What it I took the glasses off?
    Still no? I could flash you my rocket nose-cone tits… would that help?” VB still trying to be relevant on this side of The Pond.

  15. She just can’t wipe that smile off of her face, can she. May I recommend an application of Paris Hilton Skin Scum? One easy application is all it takes.

  16. John Connor is fucked.

  17. “Drats, they’ve spotted me. I was hoping to blend in witht the ‘regular people’ by wearing a fur coat, 24K gold watch, and 10 carat diamond ring. Have to try harder next time…”

  18. cc

    Heaven help her…we are almost in the season of Good Cheer.

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