superficial

  1. Not much point in x-raying that.

  2. Sarah

    “No one calls me “chunky” even if they are just referring to my ill-fitting cable-knit sweater

  3. …and from the Seemingly Pointless collection, here is a woollen jersey that doesn’t cover you up.

  4. Flat rate box. If it fits, it ships.

  5. kimmykimkim

    You’re turning violet, Violet! You big round fatty fat!

  6. McSweaty

    She looks like Jessie from Toy Story, bendy legs and all!

  7. Venom

    Holy shit she got fat, she better lay off the food ASAP.

  8. Evil Dick Tater

    LeAnn, watch out for that crack in the sidewalk! (whoosh) Well, there she goes…

  9. MrsWrong

    Looks like her bridle was confiscated

  10. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    The old maroon harpoon herself

  11. Her protruding cheek bones make her look so fat. Fatty Lard, Lard.

  12. farting old man's wife

    Wow, her boots match her bag! Color me unimpressed!

  13. The Brown Streak

    Confused LAX doesn’t stand for Laxative.

  14. PeggyGuggenheim

    McRib.

    • MrsWrong

      SHAME ON YOU…McRibs are juicy and delicious! The only common bond between her and the McRib is the cost!!!

      • The Brown Streak

        and the barbeque sauce…though I guess you could say that once a month she….ok…i’m never eating a mcrib again. (This comment is sposored by Burger King)

  15. AnnaDraconida

    There is a black guy in the background not even looking at her….

    • MrsWrong

      He’s phoning it in. He’s saying it all with the lack of interest in his….body language
      (Twist!)

  16. Chris

    Dear God! She’s approaching two-dimensional!

  17. Codot

    The sweater meat’s gone bad.

  18. Dr Ha-Ha

    A hipless jersey for a woman with no hips? Fitting a woman whose taste buds go idle has no taste.

  19. I wonder if she even registers on the body scanners?

  20. Seriously… there’s something medically wrong with her, right? What’s up with those super-curvy legs?

  21. TomFrank

    Ms. Carpenter! Could you sing “Close to You” for us?

  22. Does Southwest only charge her for half a seat?

  23. Buddy the Elf

    Bark at the Moon.

  24. tlmck

    I see she brought her lunch for the next few years.

  25. She’s relieved that she finally made it indoors so she doesn’t have to worry about the breeze snapping her legs.

  26. cc

    That huge bag, and still no lunch.

  27. Steelerchick

    I eat!! I eat!!! I really do.
    You’re legs say something different.

  28. fooey

    can someone close to her please get her into treatment? NO ONE who does not have an eating disorder gets this skinny and thinks she looks hot and healthy

  29. katie

    Does no one remember when she was a yodeling fatty?

  30. James Hong

    Fat bitch.

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