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  1. What the hell does Banderas have on her that allows him to keep making those poses while she has to smile???

  2. Jill

    Guess which ones the “Boots”

  3. Deacon Jones

    You know he bangs her on the side.

    His wife looks like a walking corpse and these two always seem to make public appearances together.

    • Trek Girl

      Hmmm – I don’t know about that.

      Salma has a husband whom she seems to love. Salma and Antonio are always making public appearances together because they are promoting “Puss in Boots”. They have also been in at least 3 movies together and are good friends, which could explain other appearances of theirs that you might be recalling.

  4. dontkillthemessenger

    I’ve seen less fake smiles on those kids Jerry Sandusky was taking on trips.

  5. That is totally the smile of a woman who is sick to death of Antionio Bandaras groping her for the last 15 years

  6. Minky Wail

    I thought only Greg Focker could milk a cat this much.

  7. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    Two ghosts condemned to wander the world forever promoting Puss in Boots

  8. Venom

    He keeps rubbing up on her all the time like that her billionaire hubby is going to have him whacked.

  9. MrsWrong

    That smile says “My cheating billionaire husband isn’t even allowed to touch me this much”

  10. Perplexity

    The sex scene from Desperado – 16 years later.

  11. farting old man's wife

    Yeah, he does seem to spend an awful lot of time rubbing on and groping this woman! If he was Zorro cute still then ok, but now he is one haircut shy of the group home!

  12. The Brown Streak

    Not shown: Three future illegal immigrants hiding under her dress waiting to cross the border.

  13. “Oye,see here chica!
    Your bosoms used to be here,and now they’re around here.
    Aye Dios mio!”

  14. HoraleGuey

    A little lower and he’ll have Puss in his hand.

  15. I’m thinking the back of her dress must be caught in his fly.

  16. MRF

    He’s her tits’ entourage.

  17. gigi

    I lost my place — did I miss it or have these 2 *not* banged yet?

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