Once a year Jodi O’Shea orphanage flies in Paris Hilton to remind that kids that their situation could be worse.
*the kids. Ugh.
“Ok, I’ll take this one. Now where’s my free digital watch?”
“Please put me down. I’d rather live in abject poverty than be adopted by you.”
I didn’t think I’d ever see the day when third world children were afraid of contracting diseases from a first world source…
Well, those faces in front say it all, don’t they?
You got that so right
Bali-Land of fishermen. And yet, these poor kids have never smelt such a strong fishy odor
Perfect occasion to use the word nonplussed.
Do you really expect us to believe Paris Hilton is hugging indigent children?
I guess that body cloning thing really exists.
“This one will fit in my Louis Vuitton”
“Surprise, new noses for everyone ! They only come in this one shape though”.
“Please make the strawheaded giant go away.”
“No, honey, that’s blonde hair.”
“I wasn’t talking about her hair.”
Does anyone know how many kilos of cocaine she can carry from Bali into US if she packs it tightly in her lady-parts? (My money is on 3 Kilos)
I’m betting it’s more. I hear she smuggled 800 lbs of weed once.
And only god knows who many pounds of crack she’s got.
The poor girl at the bottom left – her face says she can smell the chlamydia.
Damn those teenage maids at the Conrad Bali sure squeeze out a lot of kids
In the latest hidden tactic by the authorities to curb a population explosion, the latest Ebola virus is released on the third world. Cunningly disguised a genital herpes.
“eewe…she’s hugging me right where that Rick Soloman guy jizzed”
Soon she will have to worry about Kim Kardashian fighting her for these gigs.
“Hello, baby-sitting service? I requested a sitter and you sent me Paris Hilton… Really? Is she all you have left? Alright, thanks. Hello, Jerry Sandusky?”
After working an 18-hour shift, indentured urchins get to meet factory owner Paris Hilton.
Good one Mr Burns
The children had previously fought off outbreaks of cholera and malaria. One week after this picture was taken, they all mysteriously died of a previously unknown STD.
They might be orphans but at least they have enough taste not to wear Flashdance-era head thingies.
Mostly because 1) They don’t know what Flashdance is, 2) They have no tvs, and 3) Trends have a delayed effect on third world countries by 35 years-See Kim Jong Il
Paris these are not puppies! You cannot collect them! You will go to jail if a coyote eats one!
But did she read to them?
One of these is more ripe with disease than the other.
They are ALL there for a free AIDS vaccine
Sorry, kid. That kind of scum will not wipe off. By the time you wake up in the morning, your face will have rotted away.
You guys have got it all wrong… Madonna, Angelina Jolie and Sandra Bullock are behind the camera, and Paris Hilton is the auction runner, bringing the kids out to be bid on.
no no no! the white people are supposed to take away the diseases with drugs, not bring druggies with diseases!
Looks like they need to put Paris in the Emergency Feeding Tent too.
No doubt she showed up with a 25 man entourage and 17 pieces of Louis Vuitton luggage (including a pill box hat one.)
Even kids in Bali know a skank when they see one.
Never fear – I understand Jerry Sandusky is on his way to save them.
“Hey, White Lady, what does herpes mean?”
There is always an orphan in the forefront to the left, saying it all with her sneer.
Do you have one in white?
I love it! But do you have one in white?
It worked for Angelina…
Another stupid white cunt smugly hugs a poor non-caucasian child.
The 80′s called, they want their headband back.
There’s always a mother in the background reflecting sadly on the fact she’ll never have enough money to disinfect her children.
Great now Africa is going to have a major herpes epidemic in addition to all their HIV problems.
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Paris Hilton at the Jodie O'Shea Orphanage in Bali. (November 15, 2011)