The Crap We Missed - Thursday 11.15.12
Taylor Lautner at the premiere of The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2 in London. (November 14, 2012)
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The Crap We Missed - Thursday 11.15.12
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Nice try Lautner but you’re gonna have to let a British director blow you in the back of a car if you want to really make it…
Reminds me of the Zoolander guy!
Blue Steel!
Just kidding…missed a spot.
Looks like someone just got out of the car with Kristen Stewart.
Fabulous abs aside he has the acting range and charisma of a stale Pop-Tart.
“And when I pull my chin like this… instant cheekbones!”
You’ve got a little something on your chin.
He looks like he’s trying to ponder a very difficult question, like “What’s the name of your Twilight character?”
“Maybe if I do this I won’t look like a simpleton.”
Pop quiz, Taylor: what’s your douchiest facial expression?
“Hmmm…”
Looks like Caveman just discovered fire.
He looks to me like he has a touch of the Downs.
“When I squeeze my chin here, it kinda starts to look like a little butt! I bet that’s why people keep calling me assface! Yeah, that must be it.”
The ‘Twilight Saga’ is finally over.
Next stop for this lot of ‘actors’… TMZ’s
“‘Memba Them?” section.
“Hmmmmm. Oscar. How me get?”
Easy Mowgli.
On the other side of this photo are thousands of stupid teenage girls who think he was looking at them.
“I call this one The Thinker”.
“Look at me! I’m Rumer Willis! Haha!”
“No, really, could I look more gay?”
“The name is Bag. Douche Bag.”
taylor, how much does a 1 pound bag of chocolates weigh?
“Dirt on my face? Is it coming off?”
He’s probably self-conscious about looking like a slack-jawed mouthbreather in most of his movies, but I don’t know if forcing his mouth shut like this is going to help.
What is this? A center for ants? How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read if they can’t even fit inside the building? he building has to be at least… three times bigger than this!
I lookeded in to the eyez. I hav forgotton how two spelle.
Is that “Lurch” from “Addams Family?”
Selena Gomez with a mustache
That’s redundant.
” Damn. R-Pats ass lookin’ fine as a mu’fucker!”
Leave Elmo alone, you ugly son of a…. oh?
He’s looking at Jonas brother like he’s a cheeseburger.
Not pictured the Hammbone
Blue steel.
A shining beacon of intellect & emotional depth.
Who does this stupid talentless moron think he/it is? It doesn’t even look human.