superficial

  1. Nice try Lautner but you’re gonna have to let a British director blow you in the back of a car if you want to really make it…

  2. achilles wrath

    Reminds me of the Zoolander guy!

  3. henry hill

    Blue Steel!

    Just kidding…missed a spot.

  4. EricLr

    Looks like someone just got out of the car with Kristen Stewart.

  5. Cock Dr

    Fabulous abs aside he has the acting range and charisma of a stale Pop-Tart.

  6. “And when I pull my chin like this… instant cheekbones!”

  7. You’ve got a little something on your chin.

  8. Swearin

    He looks like he’s trying to ponder a very difficult question, like “What’s the name of your Twilight character?”

  9. cc

    “Maybe if I do this I won’t look like a simpleton.”

  10. Bob

    Pop quiz, Taylor: what’s your douchiest facial expression?

    “Hmmm…”

  11. it had to be said

    Looks like Caveman just discovered fire.

  12. Chris

    He looks to me like he has a touch of the Downs.

  13. Smapdi

    “When I squeeze my chin here, it kinda starts to look like a little butt! I bet that’s why people keep calling me assface! Yeah, that must be it.”

  14. Johnny P!

    The ‘Twilight Saga’ is finally over.
    Next stop for this lot of ‘actors’… TMZ’s
    “‘Memba Them?” section.

  15. “Hmmmmm. Oscar. How me get?”

  16. 74

    Easy Mowgli.

  17. Bonky

    On the other side of this photo are thousands of stupid teenage girls who think he was looking at them.

  18. “I call this one The Thinker”.

  19. “Look at me! I’m Rumer Willis! Haha!”

  20. Joe Blow

    “No, really, could I look more gay?”

  21. Beer Baron

    “The name is Bag. Douche Bag.”

  22. zomgbie

    taylor, how much does a 1 pound bag of chocolates weigh?

  23. The collective "meh"

    “Dirt on my face? Is it coming off?”

  24. LilDeuceDeuce

    He’s probably self-conscious about looking like a slack-jawed mouthbreather in most of his movies, but I don’t know if forcing his mouth shut like this is going to help.

  25. Tricky Fisher

    What is this? A center for ants? How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read if they can’t even fit inside the building? he building has to be at least… three times bigger than this!

  26. I lookeded in to the eyez. I hav forgotton how two spelle.

  27. Elle Kaye

    Is that “Lurch” from “Addams Family?”

  28. Al

    Selena Gomez with a mustache

  29. Dick Trickle

    ” Damn. R-Pats ass lookin’ fine as a mu’fucker!”

  30. The Winchester

    Leave Elmo alone, you ugly son of a…. oh?

  31. He’s looking at Jonas brother like he’s a cheeseburger.

  32. Stewie

    Not pictured the Hammbone

  33. evilstamos

    Blue steel.

  34. AnnaD.

    A shining beacon of intellect & emotional depth.

  35. Athr

    Who does this stupid talentless moron think he/it is? It doesn’t even look human.

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