A semi-attractive blonde goes out and gets ridiculously large fake knockers. And then someone starts taking pictures of her in a low-cut dress.

I think I smell a trend coming… oh, wait.

Very nice

Coincidentally, Blue and Lucy are also the names of her tits.

That is a bad case of Janice Dickinson chest right there.

It would have been more appropriate if “Lucy” was named “Balls”.

Fake Tits should be instant qualification from “Miss” anything except “Miss Implants”

Note to self: Put snow globes on Christmas list

Soon to appear in Playboy.
Turns out Hef still has to get one of those event clean up companies in every single week. To throw stuff around and make it look like something’s happening.

Oh, sweetie, no.

Ireland? I am of Irish descent and I am calling BS on this one.

Never been more proud of being Irish. Though I didn’t see any chicks this remotely hot when I was out in Dublin a few years ago.

Former Miss World huh? She definitely has two huge globes on her chest.

Why these women do that to themselves is beyond me…

Just remember, honey, fall Forward.

+Seriously.. Stop it with the clown tits.

This is the strangest “Parks and Rec.” cosplay I’ve ever seen. They didn’t even get the names of the penguins right

She’s the daughter of singer Chris de Burgh – considering that, she’s very pretty!

She’s beautiful, Irish, and can drink your ass under the table.