1. “Good Lord, it’s anatomically correct!”

  2. Really not nice giving him a Voodoo doll of his wife…

  3. “And here is the switch. It has low, variable, and high settings. This oscillates the head…like so”

    “INDEED…(inhales loudly through nostrils)….INDEED….”

  4. Animal

    “As you can see, it’s flaccid now but if you tug on it a bit, it pops right up.”

  5. YAAR

    “So I put this on my dick and it’ll keep it warm for the winter?”

  6. Tron

    “Now, point on the doll where the bad Camilla touched you”

  7. “Is that it’s balls? What do you think?”
    “I’m not sure, it appears to be tiny crocheted monkey balls”

  8. Ripley's Believe It Or Not

    Seems even the royal turds invoke much admiration from the hoi polloi. But Charles should know better than to be playing with number 2s after they’ve been dropped.

  9. “This is a fertility idol? Well, no wonder their civilization died out.”

  10. Buck Nasty

    OK, now show me on the doll where he touched you.

  11. The collective "meh"

    “Its a crude representation of the New Zealand field monkey made from old socks and rags.You can give it to small children to play with or you can put your weed in it!

  12. Number 2

    I have to respect this guy – outside of waiting for his mother to die so he can become king, his whole life is doing photo ops people crack on him for – and he does with enthusiasm and no small amount of grace. Imagine what K-Stew would look like getting on a bobsled or putting on some Indian (India Indian) headgear or something. Not the most glamorous job but he does better than most would.

  13. But Klaus he is beautiful, is he not? Would you like to touch my monkey? Touch him!”

  14. Give me back my cactus dildo, mutherfucker.

  15. George P Burdell

    Show me where she touched Your Highness.

  16. Oz Matters

    Look, I know its made in New Zealand, but I just don’t think its a good facsimile of the Justin Bieber doll.

  17. New Zealand version of Elmo?

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