superficial

  1. “If they’ll turn up the air conditioning in here, I can carry FOUR at once.”

  2. Her child will be quite happy.

  3. ” ‘How much?’ Well, the enhancement procedure cost £2000. Oh—you meant how much for a shag?? Why, I never…
    £2000.”

  4. Yep my ideal home has a couple of these. My kids sit on them when they watch TV.

  5. I thought it was Salma Hayek from the thumbnail. She looks good, though.

  6. Can I grab those for you?
    (honk her boobs,then run)

  7. Fromage

    “Just look at those fun bags!”

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