superficial

  1. dontkillthemessenger

    Jason Patric is still not a fan of Speed 2 jokes, huh?

  2. Ha ha, I made $40 million this year, now go wait in the car until I am ready to leave driver.

  3. “Fuck, your teeth are so tiny!”

  4. “I didn’t even know you were still alive.
    “Neither did anyone else.”

  5. Joe

    Are you sober? Nooooo….. Are you? No.

  6. JW

    Matt: I’m not going to kiss you.
    Other guy: Uh, I’m not going to kiss you either…

  7. Vladimir

    Yeah Jason, I was in Behind The Candelabra, why?

  8. “Wait, do you like apples?”
    “Uh…yeah.”
    “Our balls are touching. How do you like them apples?”

  9. “Just gonna, unmf, move over here, unmf.”
    “Yeah, me too. unmf.”
    “Yeah. Unmf.”
    “Unmf.”
    “Unmf.”
    “Unmf.”
    “Unmf.”

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