Those elephant love sausage fingers….
As one Camilla was not enough, Prince Charles used the Replicator President Mahinda bought from the Star Trek auction to create a “spare’.
Hope they have a good Sri Lankan version of “Stanley Steemer”.
“No, your highness, give the banana to the elephants! The elephants!”
Bananas. Camilla and Sara prefer bananas, old chum.
Again with the big-eared mammals?
“Could you get your wife to peel my banana?”
Sri Lankan president my ass! That’s Peter Sellers in brownface. I saw that flick years ago.
Prince Charles: I know my wife is ugly as a horse but after seeing these elephants, Is Sarah Jessica Parker available?
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