1. he heard “Sugar Factory” and there was no stopping him.

  2. JimBB

    I think he’s turning Japanese.

  3. This doesn’t look like his first sugar factory grand opening.

  4. dontkillthemessenger

    Did he have that mustache on Saved By The Bell because I don’t recall the episode in which he touched Screech inappropriately.

  5. I think we found our lead for The Rob Ford bio on Lifetime.

  6. fred

    Jesus Christ. I would not be surprised if his jacket said, “MOLESTER” on the back.

  7. bitchy

    The new face of Quaker Oats and Diabetus..

  8. uhhhhhhhhhhhhm

    Saved by the taco bell.

  9. He assumed anywhere called Sugar Factory would be a target rich environment. He also would’ve shown up for the grand openings of Overly Trusting Parents babysitting service or Would You Like to See a Puppy? It’s Just Inside My House. pet store.

  10. journalschism

    Bizarre cross between Bill O’Reilly and Steve Wozniak.

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