Gwyneth Paltrow at the Bambi Award 2011 in Wiesbaden, Germany. (November 10, 2011)
“Just a small time girl, living in a lonely (yet incredibly rich) world, she took the midnight (gold) train…”
You can hang all the diamonds & sequins you want around them, but it’s still just a pair of aging freckled flapjacks.
And I have the syrup!
I’d hit it
That’s a lot of pearl necklaces. Her jewelry must be from the new Bukkake collection, by Zales.
you don’t know what pearls are, do you?
I gave her a cubic zirconium across her chest.
Dreg, next time use the Zoom function to confirm things like that.
Just gave it a try, but for some reason when I rolled over her tits, I had pause to rub one out. Not sure what that was about. Does that ever happen to you?
No. Well…not with Gwyneth, anyway.
wow, the zoom is amazing! I was compelled by all the tit talk but it was very freckly and not good.
At what point did she look in a mirror and decide she had any hope of pulling off wearing a neckline like that?
And I’m just going to say it…her titties look greasy
Greasy titties > dry titties > hairy titties
I know that we’re supposed to hate Gweneth, but I still dig her. Probably more for the characters she plays… that whole acting thing has fucked with my mind…
She looks fantastic.
So, they give out awards now for starting forest fires and shooting deer? Sounds more like a Palin thing…
Bambi Award?? What Award show are they going to invent next!?!
This award goes back 63 years. Maybe there’s a German out there who once said, ” ‘Grammy’? ‘Emmy’? Vat avard show are zey going to invent next? Unt they zound zo stupid.”
Blythe Danner was shot by hunters?
So ashamed that I want to bang her.
Don’t feel bad. I’d like to turn her into a peg board…and I’m not ashamed. Maybe a bit nauseous, but not ashamed.
I trust that those are organic sequins.
That dress is most likely made from emeralds excavated by samll foreign children
I hate this bitch.
15 mini matahari starving Indian children went blind to make that dress but it was well worth it.
I’d hit that any day, and twice, no wait, three times on Sunday!
Even in Church, with a Full congregation, and the Choir sang on!
so that’s how they make beef jerky!
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