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  1. Cock Dr

    How long can this woman be a successful stripper? Is she gonna be squirming around topless in a giant champange glass when she’s 50?

    • She’s planning on copying EVERY facet of Bettie Page’s life, so should be slipping into obscurity very soon and beginning her wait to die in 40 years.

      • MJB

        Funny how a woman who takes her clothes off for a living is considered a fashion icon. But, she’s got good taste even if it’s a bit too retro for me.

      • MJB

        Also, celebrities don’t slip into obscurity like they used to. They just turn themselves into ‘brands’ and sell crap to a gullible public.

    • TomFrank

      I hope so, CD. She seems like the kind of woman who can keep her looks up that long. Except maybe in the hands—but leave it to Dita to bring gloves back.

      • gumption

        she looks great. love the dress. if age makes one better then what is the big deal you freaks? there are girls in their early 20s that would kill too look like dita, hell, most American girls dont hold a candle to Dita. they have muffin tops and wrinkly faces by 28. so suck it!

  2. Bonky

    She’s the last of her kind. This chick makes a ton of money getting naked and actually is respected around the world.

  3. Her chin is soooo big, Rumer Willis called her “Jay Leno.”

  4. “Oh, don’t mind me, I’m just thinking about the basement I built behind my shed,” said the guy in the background.

  5. Satan's bitch

    Damn. Girlfriend looks GOOD.

  6. Flea Venom

    hey dita von tesse, may I eat-a von teets?

  7. cc

    I’ll take her and a hot rod to go.

  8. Venom

    That’s a bad bitch.

  9. I assume that her whip is in that bag.

  10. I submitted an application in 2008 to be her bikini waxer, but so far there’s been no reply. She probably hasn’t gotten it yet.

  11. MisterSuccint

    From the Cathouse to the Sidewalk.

  12. jani

    Put the bitch back in her coffin. Why she is ever photographed is beyond me. She doesn’t do anything.

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