would you fuck me? id fuck me…. id fuck a me lookalike.
“Yeah yeah, send that pic to Kanye. Follow it up with: Spock’s cock. He’s gonna love it”
“Ah, man. Dave’s gonna be late. Fuckin’ faggo…oh…sorry Zach.”
I’m not Waldo, but I know where he is. He’s in my pants. Want to find him?
Dumbasses…that’s Zachary Quinto’s brother Joe in that picture.
I didn’t realize Zach was one of the Jonas Brothers.
(Crap. Did not scroll down before posting that.)
His brother is Joe Jonas ?
Is he with a Jonas Brother?
At 1st glance I really thought the one on the left was Tom Cruise
Sure, give me your number, we’ll get together later and dry hump.
Don’t look. Don’t look….. Is he looking at me?
He really tries too hard with the whole gay hipster look.
Gay hipster? He’s hot as hell.
He’s giving that creepy Sylar look but the gay version. See he’s got a catch already, dude on the left.
“That’s me…the third guy in the daisy chain…”
I see he’s wearing his eye protection from accidental over spray.
“Hey Zachary, look at this dick picture. How does this dick look? I mean, you like dick right? Yeah, you like dick pictures because your gay. The whole world knows you’re gay now and that is important. You’re gay and like dick and that matters. America cares that you’re gay. I mean, it made the fucking news Zachary! So really, what about this dick picture?”
That beanie and scarf is….illogical….in L.A.
he looks like such a douche
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