1. Fembot Engineer

    We have almost completed the beta testing on her and it’s going well. Much more life-like than our previous models. We did reduce the breast size to cut costs, but market research indicated that her better looking face didn’t require the huge breast distraction that we had to put on the Katy Perry model.

    I expect a production model to come out in the first quarter of 2012, but don’t quote me on that.

  2. arnieblackblack

    I’d do Zooey where she Pooey(s).

  3. fuckface

    “If you don’t stop taking pictures of me, i’m gonna throw this here lump of my shit, wrapped in toilet paper, right at your face.”

  4. Bonky

    “The crew were warned about Zooey’s “special apple time”. Nobody really knows what that’s about, but they were told if she is interrupted, she can destroy a whole production set in the blink of an eye.”

  5. Rev. Leroy

    The whole goofy, geeky, ironic thing ain’t workin’ for ya hon, even in an ironic way…

  6. cc

    That’s right, eat an apple fatso.

  7. Hugh Gentry

    threesome with Zooey and Katy Perry sounds good right now.

  8. whiskeyafternoon

    hipsters masterbate to this.

  9. Venom

    She is so adorable.

    • Yes, she’s cuter than a speckled pup. But her tv show is godawful, mindless blather. It’s like the entire cast was assembled out of people with developmental disabilities. Too bad. I like her.

  10. GuyLeDouche

    Amy Winehouse’s ghost is eating more healthily than when she was alive. A bit late, but kudos for seeing the light (and not yet going into it, evidently).

  11. Yes, Zooey, you have to swallow.

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