Mitt Romney at a campaign rally in Miami. (October 31, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
Theres a whore under the podium.
“Aw, I’m flying high on caffeine and polygamy, bitches.”
i just came
Sleeping his way to victory.
When asked what he plans to do about decreasing unemployment and creating more jobs, Mitt Romney feigns sleep to avoid having to answer.
This is Dan Rather, and that’s the way it was…..
That was Walter Cronkite.
He nearly soiled himself on that epic fart.
That is a kickass Mitt Romney costume, Mr. President!
I wonder what he’ll lie about during his concession speech.
Whoaaa…14 hours later and no thumbs down? I’m probably tempting one now, but still…you guys here on the right have basically just given up, haven’t you? (Eh. Face it, none of you ever really wanted Romney. You only wanted Anyone Else (R).)
maybe his pledge 4 years ago to cut unemployment below 6%, or not to run for re-election if he doesn’t cut the deficit in half, or maybe closing guantanamo – oh wait, those were all your guy’s lies.
When asked for the forty-ninth time to address his 2011 comments about privatizing FEMA, Romney inexplicably broke into an impassioned rendition of All-4-One’s “I Swear”.
Ha ha! Nice one!
This is truly a man who looks at everything through closed eyes.
Magic Underwear Meltdown
he’ll be able to do a lot more of this very soon.
Awwww, he bored himself to sleep.
This is the face I like to make when I’m fucking America.
The handlers of android Mitt nearly combusted when they saw an outer ear valve had cracked and white foam could be seen leaking down his neck. Fortunately for them, the American voting public remained oblivious all throughout the malfunction.
Open Mitt, insert foot.
Mitt realized there was no winning the audience back after he misquoted Martin Luther King Jr. saying “I had a dream …I had an awesome dream…”.
I remember this scene from “Police Academy”.
This is so easy I can do this with my eyes closed….DEEERPPPPP
“I’m sick of all your intelligent questions you worthless not millionaires OR Mormons.”
First Josh Brolin played Tommy Lee Jones in MIB 3, now for his biggest role, he’s playing Mitt Romney in Romnesia
Romney > Obama.
Please win Romney. Our country cannot withstand 4 more years of this…
That’s right. Let’s reverse everything Obama did and go back to the Bush years. Good times. Corporate vultures make great presidents.
Fuck the poor, only rich people matter. Fuck the public servants. They’re a drain on the economy. I want the president to personally tell women what they could and can’t do with their own bodies. I want them to tell me who it’s ok to have sex with, even though both parties involved are adults.
We need a president who flip-flops on every important issue. The president must change his opinion as often as he changes his clothes. Romney 2012.
I told him that picking Paul Ryan as his running mate had its perks.
And so my fellow ameriuuUUNNGghh…
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