The Crap We Missed - Thursday 11.1.12
Prince Charles in front of the Poppy Day red bus and bikers from The Royal British Legion Riders Branch at Clarence House in London. (November 1, 2012)
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Ok. how do you work this thing?
Where the hell does the bloody chauffer sit on his thing?
The next season of Sons of Anarchy is going to be INSANE.
BWAHAHAHAHAAAAHHH!
Not exactly the hog i was hoping to sit on, but…
The vibrations seem to have caused a Parliamentary erection in my pants.
“I say, all this humming and thrumming has certainly had an effect on the old royal sceptre!”
Sitting on a bike has given him the confidence to change his ringtone back to “I Just Can’t Wait to Be King”
“Where does my driver sit.”
Don’t wake him up, he’ll want to ride again.
He is sure the owners’ manual will instruct him as to which lever is the velocitator and which one is the deceleratrix.
Bad ass.
After watching his favourite show Happy Days, the Prince decides to jump 32 commoners in a tribute to The Fonz!
♫ Movin’ on Mom’s highway
Lookin’ like a streak of lightnin’
…….Motorbikin’
Camilla fell off half a mile back… Nobody went back for her.
Charles *Hoggy* Prince is CHiPs
Born To Be Mild
VAROOOOOMM VAROOOOMMMM hehehe
A rare and candid moment of reflection caught by the paps; “I’m never going to be the sodding king and I’ll never feel the wind in my face. fuck my life.”
♫ At the age of 57
He realized he’d never ride
Through London in a carriage
With the crown in his hair… ♫
Laugh all you want… I say the bike suits him.
Nahhhh…that Harley-Davidson is wayyyy too good for him. He should give it to me!
Zzzzzzzzzzz….grumble, grumble, grumble…zzzzzZZZZzzzzzz…grumble, grumble, grumble…zzzzzzzz.
Born to be mild.
A steel horse, much prettier than the horse he sleeps with.
Least intimidating Terminator model ever.
He’s still trying to figure out where his left foot is supposed to go…