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  1. Stinker McStink

    I thought it was the Cryptkeeper

  2. meeps!

    Michael Douglas looks good with long hair…

  3. it had to be said

    That’s not Michael Douglas?

  4. BP

    People used to love to see her spread her legs….not no more!

  5. The Pope

    She must have just left Bret “The Hitman” Hart’s hair salon.

  6. Goddammit! Braless again, Sharon?

  7. Are you guys insane? Go watch Total Recall again… or remember her in Basic Instinct… or Silver? I would TOTALLY have sex with her.
    Yeah! [High-fives the air]

  8. wanker

    Another reason you’ll never see me in a hot yoga class.

  9. Ruckus

    All the king’s horses and all the kings men…

  10. I totally got over her when she started aging in dog years.

  11. Bronson Pinchot's Hair

    Arnold Schwarzenegger aged sexier than this creature. Hell, even Elizabeth Taylor looks better. Today.

  12. EricLr

    She’s about a month away from holding up a “Will reenact Basic Instinct scene for crack” sign on Hollywood Blvd.

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