I thought it was the Cryptkeeper
Michael Douglas looks good with long hair…
That’s not Michael Douglas?
People used to love to see her spread her legs….not no more!
She must have just left Bret “The Hitman” Hart’s hair salon.
Haha…I have to give you props for that; made me laugh.
Goddammit! Braless again, Sharon?
But judging from the neckline, it looks like there’s something black under that top…wait, is that the tag? Does she have this on backwards? Or…it looks like all the seams are showing, so maybe it’s on inside-out? In any case, the wrong with this top doesn’t even begin with that there’s nothing on underneath.
And when did I become gay? I was going to say something about not just the Nipples of Steel but the Areolas of Translucent Appearance, too, yet here I am going on about this shit. Is it…is it because I haven’t masturbated since the blackout began?
You can’t find your penis in the dark? The blackout is the least of your worries.
Are you afraid to masturbate in the dark? Or are you psychologically damaged? And seriously, you still don’t have power? I’m sorry dude, no joke here. That sucks. I’ll be thinking of ya
Awwww, you guys! Well, Meg, anyway.
Are you guys insane? Go watch Total Recall again… or remember her in Basic Instinct… or Silver? I would TOTALLY have sex with her.
Yeah! [High-fives the air]
Then the Black Widow would bite off your head and feast on your corpse.
No one is gonna rub one out to her now . That ship has sailed …..
All those movies are over 2 decades old. Would you still have sex with Anna Nicole Smith because she was hot 22 years ago? And if you say “she’s dead” let me counter with “not much difference.”
She was a beautiful Hollywood leading lady who’s pulchritude is passing with time. But she still has her wits, and she is fucking brilliant. It’s too bad young people have so little respect for their elders.
One more thing…I’ll bet she’s STILL a great fuck!
Hey Pierce, I’ll hi-five you on that one!
Double team! I’m first ;-)
Another reason you’ll never see me in a hot yoga class.
I don’t think that’s what happened here.
All the king’s horses and all the kings men…
I totally got over her when she started aging in dog years.
Arnold Schwarzenegger aged sexier than this creature. Hell, even Elizabeth Taylor looks better. Today.
She’s about a month away from holding up a “Will reenact Basic Instinct scene for crack” sign on Hollywood Blvd.
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