Holy camel toe, Catwomen!
And here I thought skull-fucking was just an expression…
See if your mom wants to come up here and get some very special candy.
If this guy had any sense of humor, he would have dressed as Robert Pattinson.
“But mom! I wanted to dress up like Bella!”
“SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!”
That’s the camel toe of the week.
His wife looks like this, is willing to sport that epic toe in public and it looks like she’s not wearing a bra. Yet he cheats. It really is true…. No matter how hot the woman, you can find a man who’s tired of her shit.
Why buy the cow when you can get the sex for free?
Is this some sort of mixed metaphor?
That’s what my grandma used to say…course she became a lesbian on her 60th birthday, but that’s besides the point.
No, I think he dates cows.
If he can show his face in public, she can show her wahoo in public.
That’s a very big toe she’s sporting.
That’s the toe-iest toe I’ve ever seen.
And the kid’s Helena Bonham Carter
Seriously, though…is she supposed to be that Brave girl from that Brave movie?
Daughter: holy cow – mom’s nipping out and she has mega camel toe. Just stare straight ahead and ignore it…
” So mom when will I get a giant disguising twat.”
A disguising twat. Renders the wearer invisible. Except for her twat.
Skyla: “What is your costume Daddy?”
Liberty:”Daddy is a shit head sweetie… I don’t know what his costume is.”
Best way ever to show off your brand new brazilian wax job and large nipples and areolas without being really naked.
I’d hate to be her daughter. She’s like one of those moms who wears her teenage daughter’s mini skirts at age 46. Just because you can pull it off, doesn’t mean you have to go trick or treating with your tits and vagina basically hanging out for the world to see. Make your statement about how hot you are when you’re not trick or treating with your kid.
He should really get some kind of cream or lotion for that infection he picked up from going down on K-Stew.
Is that red spot on his forehead the spot where Kristen’s squirt hit him?
I think Liberty has a get-some-dick-free-card she can cash in. I volunteer my services.
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