Steroids are a hell of a drug.

There are women who are NOT getting mammograms now because of this pic.
Thanks a lot, Carrot Top. You’ve set the charity work back 10 years.

Carrot Stop!

Looking more and more like a confirmed fudgepacker !

The boots are nice and warm weather practical but I think that this person might be happier in a pair of pumps.

Time to stay out of the sun for a while, Kathy Griffin.

It’s like licking a frozen pole in the winter… except in a mall… with red pubes.

He wasn’t actually attending the event, he just lives in that gift shop.

That’s the closest he’s ever been to anything pink.

Funny thing about orange: it doesn’t go with anything.

This photo makes me want to help fund cancer research that causes, and then speeds up, cancer.

A grown-up Chucky doll.

I ran into him at a casino on Vegas couple years back. Scared the fuck outa me. I’m still scared. I was walking out of an elevator, and he was stepping into it, and I looked up…..oh shit. Just about ran.

True story.

“Listen, Carrot Top, I don’t care how good you say you are. You’ll never fit that whole thing in your mouth.”

“Finally. The one month of the year I get to put it in something pink!”

For fuck’s sake…