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  1. it had to be said

    Steroids are a hell of a drug.

  2. Johnny P!

    There are women who are NOT getting mammograms now because of this pic.
    Thanks a lot, Carrot Top. You’ve set the charity work back 10 years.

  3. Ernie Rutherford

    Looking more and more like a confirmed fudgepacker !

  4. Cock Dr

    The boots are nice and warm weather practical but I think that this person might be happier in a pair of pumps.

  5. Time to stay out of the sun for a while, Kathy Griffin.

  6. It’s like licking a frozen pole in the winter… except in a mall… with red pubes.

  7. Dinosaurland

    He wasn’t actually attending the event, he just lives in that gift shop.

  8. Contusion

    That’s the closest he’s ever been to anything pink.

  9. Funny thing about orange: it doesn’t go with anything.

  10. This photo makes me want to help fund cancer research that causes, and then speeds up, cancer.

  11. Screaming Meat Nugget

    A grown-up Chucky doll.

  12. Biff

    I ran into him at a casino on Vegas couple years back. Scared the fuck outa me. I’m still scared. I was walking out of an elevator, and he was stepping into it, and I looked up…..oh shit. Just about ran.

    True story.

  13. “Listen, Carrot Top, I don’t care how good you say you are. You’ll never fit that whole thing in your mouth.”

  14. Raoul

    “Finally. The one month of the year I get to put it in something pink!”

  15. Miranda Veracruz De La Hoya Cardenal

    For fuck’s sake…

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