Dear Random Topless Chick Who Knew The Easiest Way To Get Her Picture Taken By The Paparazzi,
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Hey, it’s Elmo.
Ugh. Nobody wants to see Elmo with a boner. Sesame Street characters should not be sexuali—oh, wait, that Bert & Ernie stuff was funny. O-kay, never mind.
Hey baby, I was once an extra on “Saved by the Bell.”
-OK, sure I’ll suck your cock.
From the neck up she looks like Coco.
Coco Lite. Half the calories, same Coco taste.
Interesting…Elmo is straight?
Oh yeah. But you just answer the door to one kid in your underwear and it’s a big fucking deal.
a star is born.
2 stars r born.
I’m seeing stars.
Really, Sgt. Schulz? Your StarTracker app for iPhone is way cooler than this?
What’s better…the tits or the fact she’s not wearing a Che Guevara shirt?
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