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… why do I find this slob so hot? should I have that looked at?

Are we all just going to ignore the signs of SAS (Suddenly Asian Syndrome)????

“Blow me in an elevator!”

Rode in Snoop.

Nononono, nono, let’s start moving to the sidewalk, to the sidewalk, let’s go to the sidewalk.

Benicio Del Toro as Bernie in the remake of Weekend at Bernies!

He’s dressed like the history of one clothing rack all at once.

Kung Fu Panda?

Benicio Del Wino

“…and everyday George would come home, she would have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man, when he come in the door, man, she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man. “

In London getting more speech therapy from Ozzy Osbourne.

Always struck me as the kind of guy who’d drop by and say, ‘Let’s go for a drink, you need to relax’ and you’d say ‘I can’t, I have a big presentation tomorrow morning’ and he’d say ‘C’mon, just one drink’ and the next think you know you are making a Powerpoint presentation reeking of booze and cigarettes and trying not to puke on a VP.