See? Michael Jackson’s spirit really does linger on, and it’s living inside a young white boy. Win/win, IMO.
“Am I doing it right? I don’t seem to be grabbing as much as Chris Brown does.”
but that’s what i was going to say
Another prostate exam. Remember when singers just came out and sang their songs, maybe a little hip shakin’? Sheesh.
The prostate is not in the penis or the scrotum.
Finger + asshole = Prostate exam!!!
isn’t that the second time you’ve corrected people about that? It must mean a lot to you…
You’re fools – he is lightly petting his hatchet wound of a vagina
The prostate is in the asshole. And Bieber is clearly flicking his bean.
If we all don’t get along, the Beiber wins!
Somewhere, Barney is crouching in the fetal position missing some of his skin… He’ll never be the same…
quick check – damn, still vagina.
Tampons can be so uncomfortable
Chris Brown’s gaydar signal reached its intended recipient.
the doctors tell me this is where my man parts will grow.
Seen here is Justin Bieber using the “Vulva Grab”, which was taught to him by R&B “twink” Usher.
this ugly little lesbian needs to just stop humiliating herself.
He looks a kid dressed up as Duran Duran for Hallowe’en.
everyone’s got crabs!
I am my own pedophile!
His Balls just dropped. Not pictured : Usher calling his agent and saying, “Next”
Wow, he is even smaller than Chris Brown
To have child pornography on your computer, even as an accident, is a federal crime. Does this count?
Crotch Grab = Pants on the Ground = Dumbassery.
Douchebag checklist: leather jacket, leather jacket white armed sunglasses, head mike, hair just so, crotch grab… This weenie is more Madonna than gaga.
Is everyone covering Rhianna songs now?
aaah bieber fever. hes just so cute.
Vanilla Usher Jackson performs live.
He’s just grabbing his woobie for comfort. Hasn’t been weened off it yet.
If he is molesting a minor, namely himself, can he be arrested?
He should pay more attention to Chris Brown…you’re doing it WRONG!!!
There we go again. Do people know how to “sing” without grabbing their crotches anymore?
funny and true story: this first time I heard Justin Bieber sing I was sitting in my car waiting for someone, so I turned on the radio and “One Less Longely Girl” was playing. I remember thinking: “Wow, this is a shit song, but at least we’ve reached that point in society where LGBT stuff has entered main stream pop music.” and I have to admit I was kinda proud of being Canadian. And then the song ended, and they said it was this kid “Justin Bieber” – so my train of thought went as follows:
1) wow, this whole naming girls with boys names fad has really gotten out of hand
2)wait a minute…
3)Holy crap, that was a GUY?
4)Holy crap he’s Canadian? But we’re just getting over the humiliation of Bryan Adams and Shania Twain!!!
Then I contemplated immigration.
True story (except the last line).
Thank you for your attention.
This is my weapon…
this is my…wait, what…
I don’t know what this is.
This is my weenie
that was my bum
both are for Usher
when he wants fun
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