With the pen in his hand it looks like he’s playing Bob Dole.
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Friends, romans, countrymen, lend me your daughters.
He always carries a pen with him for all the paternity tests he has to sign off on.
“Yup, I love the vagina. Thanks for asking.”
Twelve hours of smiling for douchebags at “The Ides of March” photo call finally takes it’s toll on George Clooney.
I have to wait two hours to fuck Stacey again…my balls are swelling.
Is it just me or is George Clooney oranger than he used to be?
Next person that says “marriage” is gonna get stabbed in the eye with a blue sharpie.
Breasts, I need to sign more Breasts.
Darwin was wrong. Gorillas de-evolve into George Clooneys.
At least he remembers who made him what he is by signing autographs.
Wait. Did I write that? Damn it!
I will sign your fucking face if I don’t get some pussy in the next 2 minutes!!!
George is getting too old for the daily bump and grind.
“Fuck you! I’m smiling already, you asshole.”
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