1. it had to be said

    With the pen in his hand it looks like he’s playing Bob Dole.

    • The Brown Streak

      nice, Bob Dole approves of this comment. Bob Dole says to visit Bob Dole Bob Dole Bobzzzzzzzzzz….

  2. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    Friends, romans, countrymen, lend me your daughters.

  3. Perplexity

    He always carries a pen with him for all the paternity tests he has to sign off on.

  4. “Yup, I love the vagina. Thanks for asking.”

  5. Bonky

    Twelve hours of smiling for douchebags at “The Ides of March” photo call finally takes it’s toll on George Clooney.

  6. cc

    I have to wait two hours to fuck Stacey again…my balls are swelling.

  7. InLikeFlynn

    Is it just me or is George Clooney oranger than he used to be?

  8. Dr. Hufurrrrr

    Next person that says “marriage” is gonna get stabbed in the eye with a blue sharpie.

  9. SSHGuru

    Breasts, I need to sign more Breasts.

  10. The Brown Streak

    Darwin was wrong. Gorillas de-evolve into George Clooneys.

  11. frcrkr

    At least he remembers who made him what he is by signing autographs.

    Wait. Did I write that? Damn it!

  12. farting old man's wife

    I will sign your fucking face if I don’t get some pussy in the next 2 minutes!!!

  13. dontkillthemessenger

    George is getting too old for the daily bump and grind.

  14. “Fuck you! I’m smiling already, you asshole.”

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