1. it had to be said

    He just turned his gaydar on. Someone’s going to score tonight.

  2. Swearin

    “Stop…getting…hard….around…men! I love you but don’t make me punch you!”

  3. Satan's bitch

    Performing what? His annual prostate exam??

  4. DogBoy

    He knows what he likes, and he knows where to get it.

  5. Is he trying to be the black David Beckham?

    • gumption

      Beckham is hot, this guy is ugly, especially with that lemon-top and small dick. This is not coming from someone feeling sorry for rihanna because after those shit songs she made, I want to punch her, bu,t this dude, is retarded. He really is embarassing his no-talent ass with the crotch grab. Vile bastard this one.

  6. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    “Please don’t draw on me Mr Chris! Pleeease!”

  7. “Hurry up with the towel, it’s dripping that thick yellow stuff again!”

  8. Walnut check, 1 2, 1 2…

  9. Cock Dr

    So gross. Such an act of hostility against the readers.
    Shame on you Photo Boy.

  10. Carolyn

    He is so disgusting. Ugly too.

  11. hbw

    Seen here holding the only thing he can beat without going to jail. Hopefully he slams the head in a car door.

  12. Bonky

    At what point do there performers realize this move is just boring and old ?

    • Hugh G Rection

      holy hell so true…when did MJ first do this again?? Oh that’s right – DECADES ago…these flits are about as edgy as Dinah Shore

  13. cc

    I am guessing he’s also into self-flagellation.

  14. another crab flare-up

  15. BOB, no batteries required.

    Oh chris brown having sex with someone he loves.
    We should all be thankful really.

  16. Coyote

    It takes to hands to handle a whopper, but Chis doesn’t even need one

  17. Slutmuffin

    No Chris thats not the microphone no matter how many R&B singers may have been near it

  18. me

    com on man…dont fail me now!

  19. Poor Martyn… Chris barely has a handful there.

  20. Weaselmouse

    Chris Brown and Rihanna are trying to fuck each other even though there’s an entire world and restraining order between them. Put two and two together, people.

  21. The Brown Streak

    Inspired by Gallagher, the people in the front seats of Chris Brown shows are now protected by giant rubber tarps

  22. Kitty

    I taught Rhinna everything she knows….

  23. Mwaddams

    Damn, he’s all camouflaged and I can still see him.

  24. Is he performing a Rhianna song?

  25. what'supdoc

    Thinking this guy as an I.Q . of about 65. Tops.

  26. UncleDenial

    “Thank God, I thought I left it at Martyn’s.”

  27. “GODDAMN this motherfucker itches. You go on ahead and I’ll catch up with you.”

  28. villenuv27

    There’s nothing difficult about this Brown.

  29. He’s been doing this on nearly every picture since 2010… someone should help him find his balls already.

  30. sheldon

    “This is my weapon…
    this is my gun…
    this is for gay sex…
    wait, forget I said that!

  31. That’s actually just the front end of a double-sided dildo he’s jiggling there.

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