He just turned his gaydar on. Someone’s going to score tonight.
“Stop…getting…hard….around…men! I love you but don’t make me punch you!”
Performing what? His annual prostate exam??
Maybe a scrotum/testicle check. prostate would require a finger in the ass!!
The prostate exam will be performed after the show
He knows what he likes, and he knows where to get it.
Is he trying to be the black David Beckham?
Beckham is hot, this guy is ugly, especially with that lemon-top and small dick. This is not coming from someone feeling sorry for rihanna because after those shit songs she made, I want to punch her, bu,t this dude, is retarded. He really is embarassing his no-talent ass with the crotch grab. Vile bastard this one.
Riveting and insightful commentary! Thanks!
“Please don’t draw on me Mr Chris! Pleeease!”
“Hurry up with the towel, it’s dripping that thick yellow stuff again!”
Walnut check, 1 2, 1 2…
So gross. Such an act of hostility against the readers.
Shame on you Photo Boy.
He is so disgusting. Ugly too.
deserves top comment for summing it up perfectly
Seen here holding the only thing he can beat without going to jail. Hopefully he slams the head in a car door.
At what point do there performers realize this move is just boring and old ?
holy hell so true…when did MJ first do this again?? Oh that’s right – DECADES ago…these flits are about as edgy as Dinah Shore
I am guessing he’s also into self-flagellation.
another crab flare-up
Oh chris brown having sex with someone he loves.
We should all be thankful really.
It takes to hands to handle a whopper, but Chis doesn’t even need one
Er, two ?
No Chris thats not the microphone no matter how many R&B singers may have been near it
com on man…dont fail me now!
Poor Martyn… Chris barely has a handful there.
Chris Brown and Rihanna are trying to fuck each other even though there’s an entire world and restraining order between them. Put two and two together, people.
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