I don’t know much about women’s clothes, or women, but is anyone looking in to pants with a third front pocket?
Uh oh, she’s got the Stockholm Syndrome; she’s starting to identify with the crabs holding her vagina hostage.
Or she’s got Stockholm Syndrome and she’s starting to identify with one of the other crotch-grabbers in this gallery.
(Justin. I totally meant Justin.)
Is there a gnome running around stealing celebrity genitalia? Because they all seem to be constantly checking to make sure theirs is still there.
no, there is a bunch of no talent fucks like brown, beiber and rihanna that need to grab their crotch because 13 year old girls think it is so outrageous, hehehe. Barf. And take the wig off you thunder thighed ho. Man, this no coffee thing is rougher than I thought. But still, this retared bitch and the two others need to be thrown in a hole and buried alive.
What gumption said…
gumption: more please!
The crotch trifecta has activated. Brace yourselves, for Douche Voltron is about to be activated!
Firmly cemented herself as one of Hollywood’s top junk-rubbers
At some point, her genitalia will spontaneously combust
white people make her do that
HAHHAHAHHAH…so funny i cant even laugh!
You’re blaming David Beckham too?
i’m starting to think chris brown, rihanna, and bieber had a 3-some
Yeah. Rihanna put on a strap-on dildo and raped them both. Then left the room before she got her ass kicked again.
Ahh I see – the strap-on enabled her to ass-bang both of them simultaneously! Good times
crotch grab is now a digital mixing program- like autotune.
I could ve sworn she and CB are still communicating. Isn’t he on propation?
Is that where she keeps the Umbrella
why is she always touching her vagina?
Cuz I’m not there touching it for her.
That’s what we need more vagina! more ass! more tongue!
Chris Brown is going to end up being the next Lady Gaga
I bet she smells her fingers afterwards!!
I’ll bet her fingers smell before.
I bet she smells what resembles the fragrance of an oyster bar in july
She must be doing a Chris Brown cover song…
Probably has callused labia.. how very attractive that must be.
She’s somewhat of a one trick pony.
Apparently she paid attention while she was with Chris Brown.
Gurl, them crabs are driving me crazy!
Aaaaand there we go, the Crotch Grab Trifecta for today.
Ok Ri, you wanna play?
Next time shove your hand Inside your pants.
Then make one of your backup dancers lick your fingers.
Points for making it a female dancer.
A fitting tribute to Michael Jackson although the irony here is that MJ desperately wanted to be white and Rihanna desperately wants to be black.
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Rihanna performing in London. (October 5, 2011)