1. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    I don’t know much about women’s clothes, or women, but is anyone looking in to pants with a third front pocket?

  2. Swearin

    Uh oh, she’s got the Stockholm Syndrome; she’s starting to identify with the crabs holding her vagina hostage.

    • TomFrank

      Or she’s got Stockholm Syndrome and she’s starting to identify with one of the other crotch-grabbers in this gallery.

      (Justin. I totally meant Justin.)

  3. pdan

    Is there a gnome running around stealing celebrity genitalia? Because they all seem to be constantly checking to make sure theirs is still there.

    • gumption

      no, there is a bunch of no talent fucks like brown, beiber and rihanna that need to grab their crotch because 13 year old girls think it is so outrageous, hehehe. Barf. And take the wig off you thunder thighed ho. Man, this no coffee thing is rougher than I thought. But still, this retared bitch and the two others need to be thrown in a hole and buried alive.

    • Hugh G Rection

      gumption: more please!

  4. The crotch trifecta has activated. Brace yourselves, for Douche Voltron is about to be activated!

  5. DeucePickle

    Firmly cemented herself as one of Hollywood’s top junk-rubbers

  6. Perplexity

    At some point, her genitalia will spontaneously combust

  7. yoyoblack

    white people make her do that

  8. i’m starting to think chris brown, rihanna, and bieber had a 3-some

  9. zomgbie

    crotch grab is now a digital mixing program- like autotune.

  10. joys of roughing

    I could ve sworn she and CB are still communicating. Isn’t he on propation?

  11. Coyote

    Is that where she keeps the Umbrella

  12. me

    why is she always touching her vagina?

  13. Arzach

    That’s what we need more vagina! more ass! more tongue!

  14. The Brown Streak

    Chris Brown is going to end up being the next Lady Gaga

  15. farting old man's wife

    I bet she smells her fingers afterwards!!

  16. She must be doing a Chris Brown cover song…

  17. supdoc

    Probably has callused labia.. how very attractive that must be.

  18. CranAppleSnapple

    She’s somewhat of a one trick pony.

  19. dontlooknow

    Apparently she paid attention while she was with Chris Brown.

  20. WhoCares

    Gurl, them crabs are driving me crazy!

  21. Aaaaand there we go, the Crotch Grab Trifecta for today.

  22. Ok Ri, you wanna play?
    Next time shove your hand Inside your pants.
    Then make one of your backup dancers lick your fingers.
    Points for making it a female dancer.

  23. A fitting tribute to Michael Jackson although the irony here is that MJ desperately wanted to be white and Rihanna desperately wants to be black.

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