superficial

  1. Anthony

    Laser beam vaginas; they’re real people.

  2. it had to be said

    See, Chris, when she said give me the fist, she meant . . .

  3. TomFrank

    I’d lick that all over. I mean her outfit. It’s candy, right?

  4. “I’m creatively using perspective to crush your clitoris!”

  5. “Rubber baby buggy bumpers. Rubber baby buggy bumpers.”

  6. whiskeyafternoon

    ah, so this is how Cadbury eggs are created!

  7. DeucePickle

    I’m pretty sure Fish just signed his name on a blank check to get this picture cause this shit is Solid Gold !

  8. maeby

    it looks like one of those crazy cocoon creatures trying to enter her

  9. Perplexity

    It’s like a tractor beam. Dude was trying to keep his hand down, but one cannot fight the superior power that is Rihanna’s crotchal region.

  10. Uncle Phil

    That hand is actually trying to keep grip on the other person that fell in there. “Don’t you let go damnit!”

  11. cc

    NOW she needs to check it.

  12. EmmaWatson's Vagina

    FIST!

    • EmmaWatson's Vagina

      yeah i know i’m a tad late in stating that ,but IMO that would be my best comment for that photo.

  13. StaceFace

    Gee, only in London can you get fisted by a ghost while wearing a bikini that was bedazzled with a box or two of Runts.

  14. GuidotheRed

    So that’s where she hides the lightsaber…

  15. wjaneala

    Lindsay, we’ve found your stash!

  16. The Brown Streak

    Rikishi wants his diapers back.

  17. If you look closely into her vagina area you will see her guardian penguin.

  18. I’m crushing your vagina…I’m crushing your vagina!

  19. CranAppleSnapple

    Ectoplasmic ridiculum.

  20. The worst part about fisting is how the Vasoline make your hand look all blurry…

  21. Cypherpunk

    FALCON PUNCH

  22. Deacon Jones

    “This Muff’s For You”

  23. JN

    Whose fucking hand is that in the way??!! Douchebag!!

  24. Ponkur

    “Give me my watch back, bitch!”

  25. Ponkur

    Or, alternatively:

    “That cunt took my watch!”

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