Laser beam vaginas; they’re real people.

See, Chris, when she said give me the fist, she meant . . .

I’d lick that all over. I mean her outfit. It’s candy, right?

“I’m creatively using perspective to crush your clitoris!”

“Rubber baby buggy bumpers. Rubber baby buggy bumpers.”

ah, so this is how Cadbury eggs are created!

I’m pretty sure Fish just signed his name on a blank check to get this picture cause this shit is Solid Gold !

it looks like one of those crazy cocoon creatures trying to enter her

It’s like a tractor beam. Dude was trying to keep his hand down, but one cannot fight the superior power that is Rihanna’s crotchal region.

That hand is actually trying to keep grip on the other person that fell in there. “Don’t you let go damnit!”

NOW she needs to check it.

FIST!

Gee, only in London can you get fisted by a ghost while wearing a bikini that was bedazzled with a box or two of Runts.

So that’s where she hides the lightsaber…

Lindsay, we’ve found your stash!

Rikishi wants his diapers back.

If you look closely into her vagina area you will see her guardian penguin.

I’m crushing your vagina…I’m crushing your vagina!

Ectoplasmic ridiculum.

The worst part about fisting is how the Vasoline make your hand look all blurry…

FALCON PUNCH

“This Muff’s For You”

Whose fucking hand is that in the way??!! Douchebag!!

“Give me my watch back, bitch!”

Or, alternatively:

“That cunt took my watch!”