Paxil is a helluva drug
“Wait ’til they get a load of me.”
If that’s her involuntary reaction to a black microphone, I’m zipping up right now. I may be white, but why take a chance?
I’d hit it…. with a sedative.
I know! There’s a screw at the back of her neck and a little tiny monkey back there tightening ever so sloooooowwwwwly….
i’d like to eat the dust off her asshole…
^comment of the year. *stands and claps*
comment of the year can be a repeat?
She may be plastic, but she looks GOOD!
Christie is putting a new twist on the role of the Joker in the new Lifetime movie, Batman’s Untold Tales
what I don’t understand is, given that she has the funds, why not just purchase an entirely new face?
“Love that Joker!”
It’s a long time since I did the driving test so it’s just a guess…Do Not Bite Pedestrians?
Seventy-two hours after expiration, medical examiners noted that her face had tightened into a raised-eye,extremely wide-smiled rictus. A complete coroners report is forthcoming for those who may remain speculative.
She has such nice teeth.
smiling because she is 25+ years older than Lindsay Lohan and looks 10 years younger than her.
There’s something about Christie…….
When fully opened, another mouth will come out to snap at you.
Man, I so can’t wait for Batman Arkham City to come out. These graphics are so life-like!
She’ll bite your dick off!
Considering it’s Christie Brinkley it might be worth it just so you could say you got to put it in her mouth.
Look, see no cavities!! No brains either!! WEEEEEEEE!!!
Look, the face almost wrinkles.
I think thats her COOLFACE
The queen is unlocking it’s jaw. Flamethrowers!
“These hot flashes are driving me crazy!!!”
Almost Carol Channing.
Nice to see all the miserables out for another cowardly stroll on the internet. I’d say her career is smokin’ hot like she is and that is just too much for unhappy people to accept. Going out of one’s way to be nasty is such an appealing trait too…
Well, well. Look everybody! A troller with morals and integrity, peering down on us mere mortals from atop their ivory tower!
The Beef would happily inspect her undercarriage.
Jesus christ, when did The Joker get a sex change?!
There might be something not right with Christy that she has had so many crazy-bad relationships, but she is the ultimate in beauty IMO. I’m a few years younger than she, but I grew up with her from the time she was on the cover of teen magazine. She looks practically the same and I do not think she has had work done. Nope, I’m not delusional. I’d be very surprised if she did. Compared to the women of her era; nobody compares, not even the women of MY era: Cheryl Ladd, Farrah Fawcett, Cheryl Tiegs, Heather Locklear, Victoria Principal, Darryl Hannah, Suzanne Somers, and even Pamela Anderson. She has amazing genes and she has never resorted to a trashy look. She looks almost exactly like her mother. If by chance she DID use a surgeon, she chose a good one and knew when to quit. The ladies mentioned earlier have bloated appearances and misshapen lips. I pray to look as bad as she does at her age. She’s gorgeous.
Ben Stiller splooge/hair gel strikes again.
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Christie Brinkley at the premiere of The Ides Of March in New York City. (October 5, 2011)