1. Swearin

    Paxil is a helluva drug

  2. it had to be said

    “Wait ’til they get a load of me.”

  3. TomFrank

    If that’s her involuntary reaction to a black microphone, I’m zipping up right now. I may be white, but why take a chance?

  4. DogBoy

    I’d hit it…. with a sedative.

  5. Satan's bitch

    I know! There’s a screw at the back of her neck and a little tiny monkey back there tightening ever so sloooooowwwwwly….

  6. i’d like to eat the dust off her asshole…

  7. Tracey

    She may be plastic, but she looks GOOD!

  8. “They’rrrrre Grrrrrrreat!”

  9. Perplexity

    Christie is putting a new twist on the role of the Joker in the new Lifetime movie, Batman’s Untold Tales

  10. whiskeyafternoon

    what I don’t understand is, given that she has the funds, why not just purchase an entirely new face?

  11. guy rossi

    “Love that Joker!”

  12. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    It’s a long time since I did the driving test so it’s just a guess…Do Not Bite Pedestrians?

  13. Bonky

    Seventy-two hours after expiration, medical examiners noted that her face had tightened into a raised-eye,extremely wide-smiled rictus. A complete coroners report is forthcoming for those who may remain speculative.

  14. cc

    She has such nice teeth.

  15. EmmaWatson's Vagina

    smiling because she is 25+ years older than Lindsay Lohan and looks 10 years younger than her.

  16. Colin


  17. me

    There’s something about Christie…….

  18. SSHGuru

    When fully opened, another mouth will come out to snap at you.

  19. The Brown Streak

    Man, I so can’t wait for Batman Arkham City to come out. These graphics are so life-like!

  20. She’ll bite your dick off!

  21. farting old man's wife

    Look, see no cavities!! No brains either!! WEEEEEEEE!!!

  22. Mwaddams

    Look, the face almost wrinkles.

  23. Rumple Van Pinktoe

    I think thats her COOLFACE

  24. CranAppleSnapple

    The queen is unlocking it’s jaw. Flamethrowers!

  25. dontlooknow

    “These hot flashes are driving me crazy!!!”

  26. bonerofcuntention

    Almost Carol Channing.

  27. NotBitter1

    Nice to see all the miserables out for another cowardly stroll on the internet. I’d say her career is smokin’ hot like she is and that is just too much for unhappy people to accept. Going out of one’s way to be nasty is such an appealing trait too…

    • Hugh G Rection

      Well, well. Look everybody! A troller with morals and integrity, peering down on us mere mortals from atop their ivory tower!

  28. Beefarino

    The Beef would happily inspect her undercarriage.

  29. Netta

    Jesus christ, when did The Joker get a sex change?!

  30. Buttercup

    There might be something not right with Christy that she has had so many crazy-bad relationships, but she is the ultimate in beauty IMO. I’m a few years younger than she, but I grew up with her from the time she was on the cover of teen magazine. She looks practically the same and I do not think she has had work done. Nope, I’m not delusional. I’d be very surprised if she did. Compared to the women of her era; nobody compares, not even the women of MY era: Cheryl Ladd, Farrah Fawcett, Cheryl Tiegs, Heather Locklear, Victoria Principal, Darryl Hannah, Suzanne Somers, and even Pamela Anderson. She has amazing genes and she has never resorted to a trashy look. She looks almost exactly like her mother. If by chance she DID use a surgeon, she chose a good one and knew when to quit. The ladies mentioned earlier have bloated appearances and misshapen lips. I pray to look as bad as she does at her age. She’s gorgeous.

  31. Ben Stiller splooge/hair gel strikes again.

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