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  1. Swearin

    Why’s he wear his keys like that? Just because he looks like an off-duty janitor doesn’t mean he has to act like one…oh look, I said “act” in regards to LaBeouf, silly me.

  2. Nik

    someone kill him already

  3. The look of butt-hurt flows deep with this one.

  4. whiskeyafternoon

    taking supplementary douche classes in his spare time. that’s the hallmark of a dedicated assclown.

  5. Cock Dr

    I’ve heard they’ve got some wicked weed up there in Vancouver.

  6. Bonky

    What’s with the “on the road” look he has all the time ?. Is he traveling America to “find himself” ?

  7. cc

    Did he move to Vancouver? Lucky them.

  8. I miss the days when he wore a bag over his face

  9. I forgot my change at the cashier? NO NO NO NO NO NO!

  10. “Excuse me, sir. I used to be rich and famous but I fucked it up. Do you have any spare change?”

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