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  1. it had to be said

    Sweet Michael Jackson move there on the toes.

  2. DeucePickle

    I didn’t know you could get jet-lagged below the knees.

  3. pdan

    Between the hat and the feet, this is a little too Weekend-At-Bernie’s for me…

  4. Snooki thighs…

  5. “Christina, watch that first st..”

  6. Jesus Christ, are they about to give her an eye exam?

  7. maeby

    sweet moves, yo

  8. Bonky

    “Fuck diamonds, vodka is a girls best friend. Now somebody drive me home….”

  9. is she’s flying? she’s a witch! burn her!

  10. cc

    Those are quite the hamhocks…

  11. Johnny P!

    Christina’s moving musical tribute to the old kids’ favorite “Lidsville”.
    Next stop: an “H.R. Puffinstuff” cabaret act in Paris!

  12. It’s only a picture of her hairy legs wearing a hat. How’d they photoshop that?

  13. GuyLeDouche

    The mouth says Kirsten Dunst but the legs say Britney Spears.

  14. me

    next shot….”SPLAT!”

  15. joys of roughing

    You see? The first thing you learn during aviation school, is to know how to properly distribute the weights before take off. Not everyone likes to pay attention.

  16. Jill_Ess

    Whaaaa!? Why didn’t you post the next picture of her falling flat on her face? You are such a tease.

  17. GuidotheRed

    Look out! She’s fat-transforming!

  18. The Brown Streak

    The mammogram found no signs of breast cancer but it did find that her breast milk was 120 proof.

  19. Buddy the Elf

    How can those tree trunks not support her drunkenness?

  20. dontkillthemessenger

    Wait… is the rule that a camera being in the picture adds 30 pounds?

  21. farting old man's wife

    PULL that damned hat back from your bloodshot eyes ya drunk ass so you can see where you are going!!

  22. Kaitlin

    It’s a witch! Burn it!

  23. eclecticladyland

    She should’ve pulled that hat all the way down, like past her knees…

  24. Raaaaaaaa

    if an actual pig can be propped up by it’s tiny trotters, she must be….fatter than an actual pig?

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