superficial

  1. “I love black microphone as much as the next broad, but this is a little more than I can swallow right here.”

  2. She’s only down on one knee because it’s not a two knee fish.

  3. If she had a wee bit of whale meat for lunch then the whale ate her it could be a mammal inside a mammal inside a mammal. Or Mamception.

  4. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    It’s like Hitler going for a swim with Netanyahu

  5. cc

    So long as it’s not Sea World, she should be okay.

  6. Johnny P!

    “Noooon, Rien de Rien!
    Non, Je ne Regrette Rien…!”
    Orcas love their Piaf, is all I’m sayin’.

  7. Mwaddams

    Holy Shit!!! Don’t eat me…

  8. Orca: “Hey, lady, show me your tits!”

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