superficial

  1. bdog821

    Oh, Mr. Frodo!!!!

  2. TomFrank

    Wait—if Sandra Oh’s pregnant, why did her character just have an abortion on Grey’s Anatomy? (Yeah, I watch. Shut up.)

  3. Mr Frodo doesn’t go anywhere without Samwise and his lucky coin…

  4. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    Man.. Boy.. 69… Hut!

  5. Perplexity

    We all really know what happened between Frodo and Samwise on the Brockeback Mountain of Mordor…

  6. whiskeyafternoon

    getting some wood on as his companion bends down to pick up a quarter. how appropriate.

  7. “Quick Frodo, put your finger in my ring!”

  8. I'm a nurse, not a saint

    If he looks at titties while getting it on with a dude, is it still gay?

  9. Johnny P!

    “What was that line again? Oh yeah, ‘Speak Friend and Enter’. Quick! Someone! What’s the Elvish word for ‘Friend’ again?”

  10. Dude of Dudes

    I see Chris Brown is pulling his “dropped the pen” routine again.

  11. zomgbie

    mr frodo and samwise- back together again!

  12. joys of roughing

    If Hank William Jr is a real redneck like everyone said, wait till he found out who s using his song without permission.

  13. Charmless Man

    You think anyone will notice if I just stick it in a little?

  14. me

    to easy.

  15. One anal ring to rule them all and in the darkness bind them

  16. GuidotheRed

    Casually. Caaaaaasualllyyyyyy….

  17. Wotwot

    Frodo looks to have even got his “bag-in” there.

  18. The Brown Streak

    The one cockring to rule them all…

  19. Mwaddams

    Pay no attention to the babboon offering himself to me and what i might be doing, I just want to know if the boots and cuffs make me look gay.

  20. Blech

    HE DROPPED THE SOA-

    Nah, too easy.

  21. Buddy the Elf

    Nice outfit.

  22. UncleDenial

    Not wishing to be seen, he took the back door to Bag End.

  23. NotMe

    it’s the hobbit way….

  24. Those creepy hobbitses.

  25. Nanook

    elijah wood is “…the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around…”

  26. Nanook

    He’s actually playing Frodo’s registered sex offender twin, Scroto Baggins

  27. “In public every single time. I swear I am not going out with them anymore.”

  28. Am I the only poster who has had a raging crush on this man since childhood? He is a good-looking little man.

    • Nanook

      nope. I fell in love with him when I was a kid and saw “the Adventures of Huckleberry Finn.”… but then I fell in love with Ryan Gosling on “Breaker High” – so clearly I have bad taste in men.

  29. Skye

    so many LOTR jokes…….brain exploding…….

  30. kirby

    wow. those are cool as shit shoes Frodo has on.

Leave A Comment