The Crap We Missed - Thursday 10.4.12
Elsa Pataky at the Elie Saab Spring/ Summer 2013 fashion show during Fashion Week in Paris. (October 4, 2012)
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The Crap We Missed - Thursday 10.4.12
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That;s right, Mrs. Greenpants. Take a big ol’ whiff. Hoo-ah!
I’M SO GODDAM BORED. Is what every one of them is thinking.
Mrs. Greenpants: “I hope this gets over soon. I have to get back to my E.L. James books.”
Most of the women that day were bored by the clothes. On the other hand Elsa was intently observing the models, trying to spot a limb she liked for her next enhancement.
Why does that lady is the black lace appear to have a penis lodged in her throat??
It’s because there is one. He name is Mathilde Coureau. She was a mediocre French actress, not a complete nobody, but nothing huge either. Then she married an aristocrat, the Prince of Savoie, and ever she’s been like : looking like Victoria Beckham and pretending she’s royalty or something. Except the dick that got her where she is now remains stuck in her throat and won’t come off…
Sorry for skipping half of the words in my post :
“It’s because there is one. Her name is Mathilde Coureau. She was a mediocre French actress, not a complete nobody, but nothing huge either. Then she married an aristocrat, the Prince of Savoie, and ever since, she’s been like this : looking like Victoria Beckham and pretending she’s royalty or something. Except the dick that got her where she is now remains stuck in her throat and won’t come off…”
They must be in the v.i.p. cunt section….
I was going to say that sitting next to Elsa Pataky makes those other two women look ugly. Then I realized they’re pretty fucking homely on their own.