superficial

  1. 1NDUN

    That;s right, Mrs. Greenpants. Take a big ol’ whiff. Hoo-ah!

  2. sandycakes

    I’M SO GODDAM BORED. Is what every one of them is thinking.

  3. Mrs. Greenpants: “I hope this gets over soon. I have to get back to my E.L. James books.”

  4. Happy_Evil_Dude

    Most of the women that day were bored by the clothes. On the other hand Elsa was intently observing the models, trying to spot a limb she liked for her next enhancement.

  5. mismy

    Why does that lady is the black lace appear to have a penis lodged in her throat??

    • napoupi

      It’s because there is one. He name is Mathilde Coureau. She was a mediocre French actress, not a complete nobody, but nothing huge either. Then she married an aristocrat, the Prince of Savoie, and ever she’s been like : looking like Victoria Beckham and pretending she’s royalty or something. Except the dick that got her where she is now remains stuck in her throat and won’t come off…

      • napoupi

        Sorry for skipping half of the words in my post :

        “It’s because there is one. Her name is Mathilde Coureau. She was a mediocre French actress, not a complete nobody, but nothing huge either. Then she married an aristocrat, the Prince of Savoie, and ever since, she’s been like this : looking like Victoria Beckham and pretending she’s royalty or something. Except the dick that got her where she is now remains stuck in her throat and won’t come off…”

  6. little turtle head

    They must be in the v.i.p. cunt section….

  7. I was going to say that sitting next to Elsa Pataky makes those other two women look ugly. Then I realized they’re pretty fucking homely on their own.

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